something like laughter

so i was thinking yesterday that one could easily find out what mood i'm in while i'm at work using these simple guidelines as to how i answer the phone:

"good afternoon, pack and paddle, this is jamie, how may i help you today?"
wow. you just caught me in the absolute best mood of my life.
"afternoon, pack and paddle, this is jamie"
i'm having a pretty good day so far.
"afternoon, pack and paddle"
this is normal.
"pack and paddle"
we're either pretty busy and i have better things to do than be on the phone, or my day recently started going downhill (or its been going downhill for awhile. different voice inflections would help determine the moods within this answer).
"pack and paddle, what the hell do you want?"
you'll never get this, but i'm definately thinking it sometimes.
"pack and paddle, go fuck a food processor."
hehe this one just makes me giggle.